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steffijo

10-11-2005, 11:28 AM

Add a sentence to my sentence and lets make a story!!!!! Ready? Set???

"A beautiful girl sat home all alone, chatting with some friends on her computer."

GO!!!!!

Brwnidgrl

10-11-2005, 11:28 AM

"She barked at the dog"

steffijo

10-11-2005, 11:33 AM

"The dog ran off, leaving the beautiful girl to resume her chatting."

Brwnidgrl

10-11-2005, 11:37 AM

"As she was chatting, a spider ran up her leg and"

steffijo

10-11-2005, 11:40 AM

"she decided she would call the HOT SEXY exterminator guy tomorrow!!"

Brwnidgrl

10-11-2005, 11:44 AM

"So, as she was chatting, she laughed so hard that the spider bit her leg,"

steffijo

10-11-2005, 11:48 AM

"she thought to herself, "i thought i killed that stupid thing", just then her leg swelled up to the size of a really big log!!!"

Brwnidgrl

10-11-2005, 11:51 AM

"She gasped, and thought to herself, what kind of spider is this? He must be an evil spider"

steffijo

10-11-2005, 11:56 AM

"She held the nearly dead spider to her ear and heard it say "muhahahahaha", as it finally died!!!"

Brwnidgrl

10-11-2005, 11:57 AM

"as the spider died in her hand, and her leg began to unswell...she began to feel sorry for the dead spider"

steffijo

10-11-2005, 11:59 AM

"She got over it quick, and went to make herself a nice strong drink, because she knew a hot boy was coming online soon!!!"

Brwnidgrl

10-11-2005, 12:01 PM

"she took a shot of jack daniels, and plopped back down in front of the computer, and there he was his name was "yourhero5542634""

steffijo

10-11-2005, 12:02 PM

"He is just sooooo dreamy!!", she thought to herself."

Brwnidgrl

10-11-2005, 12:06 PM

"so, her and yourhero5542634 decided to set up a date to meet each other"

steffijo

10-11-2005, 12:10 PM

"Then she thought about it, and decided it wasnt a good idea!!!"

Brwnidgrl

10-11-2005, 12:11 PM

"because she doesn't even know yourhero5542634, he could be anybody, so they just talked for a little longer, and then yourhero5542634 insisted on meeting her"

antny

10-11-2005, 04:09 PM

"she was presured into meeting him because he is her neighbor and he has been spying on her for weeks!"

barbara

10-18-2005, 01:29 AM

She did not know what to do.

Brwnidgrl

10-18-2005, 08:04 AM

"she quickly called her mom, and asked for advice"

steffijo

10-18-2005, 11:08 AM

"but she hung up after the first ring and thought to herself "wtf was i thinking?!?!?"

Charles

10-18-2005, 02:49 PM

so unsted she desided to look at a durty movy.

antny

10-18-2005, 06:26 PM

so unsted she desided to look at a durty movy.

after she put it in it turned out to be the lion king from disney.

Brwnidgrl

10-19-2005, 10:37 AM

"while she was watching the lion king, her phone rang and..."

antny

10-19-2005, 12:27 PM

"while she was watching the lion king, her phone rang and..."

it was her mother-in-law! :eek:

Brwnidgrl

10-19-2005, 12:47 PM

"she was shocked, cuz she didn't even know she was married!"

antny

10-19-2005, 12:48 PM

"she was shocked, cuz she didn't even know she was married!"

turns out she was in a coma for 7 years and got married while in the coma!

Brwnidgrl

10-19-2005, 12:51 PM

"so then, she thought to herself, I must meet the man who sweeped me off my feet, even while I was in a coma"

antny

10-19-2005, 12:53 PM

"so then, she thought to herself, I must meet the man who sweeped me off my feet, even while I was in a coma"

so she jumped on her unicycle and searched for her man!

Brwnidgrl

10-19-2005, 12:59 PM

"unfortunetly her hubby took the unicycle to work, so she had to use the rollerblades"

antny

10-19-2005, 01:06 PM

"unfortunetly her hubby took the unicycle to work, so she had to use the rollerblades"

while rollerblading down the street she noticed a car following her..

steffijo

10-19-2005, 01:23 PM

"she stopped instantly, but unfortunately the car did not *splat*, and she is in yet another coma!!!!"

antny

10-19-2005, 01:35 PM

"she stopped instantly, but unfortunately the car did not *splat*, and she is in yet another coma!!!!"

the next thing she remembered is getting up off the sofa with a piece of ham stuck to her face...

Brwnidgrl

10-19-2005, 01:39 PM

"her hubby was there taking care of her, and he looked like..."

antny

10-19-2005, 01:40 PM

"her hubby was there taking care of her, and he looked like..."

a giant umbrella!

Brwnidgrl

10-19-2005, 01:49 PM

"so she laughed histarically, and asked are you kidding me? And he was cofused..."

Charles

10-19-2005, 04:12 PM

than she thawt to her-self, wot else did someone do to me while i am in a coma? and she felt soreness in her...

Moom

10-19-2005, 04:19 PM

left ear... ewwwww... what the hell is ...

Charles

10-19-2005, 04:22 PM

she not member takin it in the ear before but hey i try any thing once

antny

10-19-2005, 06:06 PM

she not member takin it in the ear before but hey i try any thing once

she will never get that brand of q-tips again!

fundy

12-22-2005, 06:40 PM

She wanted sympathy and found it in the dictionary right before syphllis, which caused her to remember that her husband had been cheating on her.

steffijo

12-22-2005, 07:39 PM

she shrugged it off, and decided she really didnt care, because lesbianism is where its at!!!

antny

12-22-2005, 08:27 PM

she wnet down to the local gay bar to cruise some chicks....

Brwnidgrl

12-23-2005, 10:50 AM

She met a girl, her name was Delilah, Delilah said "Hey honey...you look good there...what's your name?"

steffijo

12-23-2005, 02:14 PM

She checked Delilah out, and noticed something unexpected.........she went "EWW", and walked away.

antny

12-26-2005, 12:18 PM

what she saw was a third nipple...

steffijo

12-26-2005, 12:52 PM

"nipple", yeah, that about summed up what she saw.....

antny

12-26-2005, 06:23 PM

she went to the bar to get a Bud, and found the bartender to be a...

steffijo

12-26-2005, 06:26 PM

total babe!!! and it wasnt just through her beer goggles..........or was it??

antny

12-27-2005, 05:08 PM

she finally got the bartender alone and found that she had a....

steffijo

12-27-2005, 07:32 PM

whole box of lucky charms cereal in her purse........gosh she was sure hungry!!

antny

12-28-2005, 09:34 AM

after she realized she ate all the bartenders lucky charms she saw that the hot bartender left!

Brwnidgrl

12-28-2005, 10:20 AM

then she did a quick somersault on to the dance floor and started to do a little dance...

antny

12-28-2005, 02:51 PM

then saw the bartended and madea little love...

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 08:12 AM

She woke up the next morning, and felt a throbbing pain in her...

steffijo

12-30-2005, 08:54 AM

pinky toe!!!!!!!!!!!!! ouch!!! she had broken that thing so many times!!!!!!!

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:07 AM

the damn bartender guy kept steppin on it when they were doin a little dance, and makin a little love!!!

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:09 AM

she suddenly had an image of the lil guinea pig fella from the movie "dr. dolittle", she wondered why?

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:10 AM

suddenly the blankets started to move...and she was scared...as the movement was a coming closer she realized it was a big...

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:12 AM

HAIRLESS DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ewww, she had seen these things on tv, but they were even uglier up close!!!!!!

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:13 AM

He ran licking her face, and she was having soo much fun with her new puppy...so she got outa bed and got dressed to take Umberto (the new puppy) on a walk...

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:17 AM

suddenly the bartender heard tons of screaming coming from the streets.......he ran to the window to see what was the matter, threw open the sash with a big clatter................he saw his latest conquest walking the scary hairless dog, he had forgotten to warn her about doing that!!!

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:18 AM

She screamed up and down the street as Umberto was biting her neck and hair

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:19 AM

bartender boy came running outside with his handy dandy tranquilizer gun!!!!!!!!!!

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:20 AM

bartender boy came running outside with his handy dandy tranquilizer gun!!!!!!!!!!

By accident...he missed the dog...and well...she(does our girl have a name?) fell to the ground having a short seisure while Umberto started to hump her leg.

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:21 AM

bartender boy scooped up the shakey bakey girl, and carried her back to his place...........the nasty lil hairless dog followed him.

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:24 AM

bartender boy scooped up the shakey bakey girl, and carried her back to his place...........the nasty lil hairless dog followed him.

The bartender guy fed Umberto a large turkey leg to keep him preoccupied, while the bartender tried to wake the nameless girl.

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:26 AM

he got a big bucket of cold water, he had seen this done many times on tv!!

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:33 AM

he got a big bucket of cold water, he had seen this done many times on tv!!

But before he could dump the water on her, she awoke and stabbed him in the left wrist with a...

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:34 AM

toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she had gotten it from the night before at his bar.......

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:36 AM

toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she had gotten it from the night before at his bar.......

He took the toothpick out of his wrist and wrapped some toilet paper around it...he looked at the nameless girl with evil eyes and...

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:37 AM

realized how incredibly turned on he was by being almost killed by the seizuring nameless stabbing girl!!!!

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:38 AM

realized how incredibly turned on he was by being almost killed by the seizuring nameless stabbing girl!!!!

He tackled her on the bed, she began chocking him and trying to suffacate him with the pillow...but he was just more and more turned on...

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:41 AM

suddenly there was a knock at the door!!!!!!!

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:43 AM

suddenly there was a knock at the door!!!!!!!

The bartender guy got up to answer the door, it was the animal control center, they had a very serious look on there face some type of animal cage...

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:44 AM

apparently the hairless dog is an endangered species and had to be shipped off immediately to the nearest zoo for public observation!!!

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:45 AM

apparently the hairless dog is an endangered species and had to be shipped off immediately to the nearest zoo for public observation!!!

Bartender guy was sad, but happily received a $50 check for Umberto.

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:46 AM

he looked again at the check.............its said $50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 .......he and nameless girl planned what to do with the mucho cashola!!

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 09:50 AM

he looked again at the check.............its said $50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 .......he and nameless girl planned what to do with the mucho cashola!!

The first step was to finish what they had started before the animal control center came. So they got a game a scrabble started

steffijo

12-30-2005, 09:52 AM

oddly, the nameless girl hadnt recalled playing scrabble but ok.........she put all of her tiles on the board, spelling out the word FABULOSIOLAISMS....

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 11:35 AM

oddly, the nameless girl hadnt recalled playing scrabble but ok.........she put all of her tiles on the board, spelling out the word FABULOSIOLAISMS....

Bartender boy didn't think that was a word, but he was soo fascinated by how excited she was so he just let it slide...

antny

12-30-2005, 12:03 PM

Bartender boy didn't think that was a work, but he was soo fascinated by how excited she was so he just let it slide...

while arguing about aobut the game the bartender boy stoped talking and fell dead right on top of the game!

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 12:06 PM

while arguing about aobut the game the bartender boy stoped talking and fell dead right on top of the game!

Before he died, she asked if he would kindly endorse the 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 check over to her, which he did...and then he croaked...

antny

12-30-2005, 12:09 PM

resepectivly...

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 12:18 PM

resepectivly...

And the nameless girl was now 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 richer!

antny

12-30-2005, 01:34 PM

her first thought to do with the monkey was... destroy the 30 sec rule at wlbb!!!

Brwnidgrl

12-30-2005, 01:44 PM

her first thought to do with the monkey was... destroy the 30 sec rule at wlbb!!!

But then she wasn't sure how a monkey would be able to do that...so she thought maybe her money would!!! teehee!

steffijo

12-30-2005, 04:09 PM

she got started right away investigating whether her monkey or her money could destroy the terrible 30 second rule at wlbb!!!

antny

12-30-2005, 08:43 PM

then she remember that she could buy a monkey with the money and desided to have the monkey attack brian!

steffijo

12-31-2005, 09:38 AM

then she quickly called off the monkey she bought with her money because she realized that brian is the only one who can amend the stupid 30 second rule!!!!

antny

12-31-2005, 09:44 AM

so she hired another monkey to sing for brian to let him lift the rule!

steffijo

12-31-2005, 09:55 AM

She thought to herself, "this place has gone to the monkeys!!!"...

Blackberry

12-31-2005, 11:13 AM

She thought to herself, "this place has gone to the monkeys!!!"...
Then her and Brian did the wild monkey dance.

antny

12-31-2005, 12:53 PM

while dancing she stepped on brians foot

steffijo

12-31-2005, 01:51 PM

he didnt seem to mind, he just said "haha", and went on dancing!!

antny

12-31-2005, 01:57 PM

and they dance for 2 day striaght!

steffijo

12-31-2005, 02:01 PM

they both get such huge bulging muscular legs that their pants begin the shred off their bodies like the incredible hulk!!!

antny

12-31-2005, 02:02 PM

with thier pants off she desided to take brian to her apartment....

steffijo

12-31-2005, 02:05 PM

brian thought to himself, "gosh, she sure does look like sarah from BB6!!!", and he grinned from ear to ear!!

antny

12-31-2005, 02:12 PM

while walking home with brian she falls into a sewer man hole and lands in the sewer!

steffijo

12-31-2005, 06:30 PM

brian cant take the stench, so he steals her money and her monkeys and runs off!!!

antny

12-31-2005, 11:56 PM

she trecks throug the sewer trying to find aligators...

steffijo

01-01-2006, 08:39 AM

she found one, yay, but, oh no, it ate her in one bite!!!!

antny

01-01-2006, 11:31 AM

luckly there was a a match inside and she burned a hole through him!

Moom

01-01-2006, 01:21 PM

Now for that new belt, purse and shoes!

antny

01-01-2006, 04:18 PM

she opened up a shop to sell the shoes and other items....

steffijo

01-01-2006, 08:36 PM

she giggled to herself as she thought about the many strange events that had happened in her life!!

antny

01-02-2006, 08:44 AM

then she remember she left her computer on at home!

steffijo

01-02-2006, 08:59 AM

she was sure that anty fellow had posted like one billion posts that she would have to catch up on!!!

antny

01-02-2006, 04:05 PM

while running back home she ran into...

steffijo

01-02-2006, 04:32 PM

......a huge light pole!!!!!!! she fell back and hit her head on the sidewalk.

antny

01-02-2006, 06:56 PM

she spent the next 150,000 years in a hostpital....

steffijo

01-02-2006, 07:20 PM

she was chryogenically frozen just like austin powers was!!! groovy, baby!!!

antny

01-02-2006, 07:34 PM

she woke up a relaized what had happened.

steffijo

01-02-2006, 07:53 PM

she checked to see if her boobs had gotten any bigger...........they hadnt!!

Leviathan

01-02-2006, 09:42 PM

Then she got out her little black book and gave Leviathan the phone number of the local blonde hottie that lives in the Sacramento area. ;)

Moom

01-03-2006, 09:05 AM

...but man oh man... her azz was bigger than big! I wonder if they still do the fat transplants... safer than silicon! Have to find someone to talk to ... Hey! Is anyone here?

steffijo

01-03-2006, 09:32 AM

she thought maybe she could find someone to transplant her fat into, they get a discount if they bring their own transplant person.

LOL

antny

01-03-2006, 11:21 AM

she then saw maggie from bb6!!! she had been frozen also! the perfect canidate!!!!

Brwnidgrl

01-03-2006, 11:54 AM

she then saw maggie from bb6!!! she had been frozen also! the perfect canidate!!!!

But first they had to take a blood test!! And they discovered that Maggie and Nameless girl were sisters!!!

antny

01-03-2006, 10:07 PM

shit she said to herself!

steffijo

01-04-2006, 05:23 AM

then she busted out some mc hammer moves..............OH cant touch this!!

Brwnidgrl

01-04-2006, 10:11 AM

then she busted out some mc hammer moves..............OH cant touch this!!

Maggie said she remembered her name was Stella...and she got her groove back!

steffijo

01-04-2006, 12:11 PM

she daydreamed for a bit about taye diggs.

antny

01-05-2006, 10:37 AM

she woke up from the dream and realized she was still at her computer!

steffijo

01-05-2006, 11:10 AM

she LOL'd cuz she had totally thought that had all really happened!!

antny

01-05-2006, 12:38 PM

she then notcied the LSD next to the computer and realized that explains it all.

steffijo

01-05-2006, 02:42 PM

she decided to only stick to pot!!! *giggle*

antny

01-05-2006, 03:13 PM

she looks at the clock and see that it is 3 in the morning and she has to...

Brwnidgrl

01-17-2006, 08:04 AM

pee! So she rolled outa bed and slowly made it to the bathroom, she turned the light on and...

steffijo

01-17-2006, 09:14 AM

"WHAM" she broke her pinky toe on the stupid toilet!!

Brwnidgrl

01-17-2006, 11:06 AM

she was in a lot of pain and saw that her big toe nail had fallen off, so she grabbed some super glue and...

steffijo

01-17-2006, 11:12 AM

got her fingers glued together, and when she went to grab the phone to dial 9-1-1 she got stuck to the phone too!!!!

Brwnidgrl

01-17-2006, 11:45 AM

So she tried dialing 911 with her tongue and it got pinch in one of the buttons but the 911 call went through, but they couldn't understand what she was saying!

steffijo

01-17-2006, 12:02 PM

luckily, the 9-1-1 operator thought she was a prank caller and sent the police to her house to arrest her and throw her in jail for life!!!

antny

01-17-2006, 08:50 PM

the police arrive at the door and the lady tries to go to the window so the cops can see what happened but she trips and smacks her face against the window.

steffijo

01-18-2006, 06:17 AM

the window shatters into a billion pieces, and, alas, so does her face!!

antny

01-18-2006, 11:35 AM

the cops hand cuff her anyways on the way to the hospital.

steffijo

01-18-2006, 12:12 PM

she is extremely bendy and manages to slip her legs through her handcuffed arms and kicks out the cop car window and escapes!!

Brwnidgrl

01-18-2006, 03:05 PM

but since her face had shattered her eyeballs were very cold and unprotected so she grabbed a few leaves and cut holes in them.

steffijo

01-18-2006, 03:33 PM

as she stumbled down the sidewalk, children began screaming, so she quickly started yelling "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" so the children would shut up.

lmfao

antny

01-18-2006, 08:44 PM

lucky it was halloween that day also, and sence it is in the future a scream means cool costume....

steffijo

01-19-2006, 06:50 AM

she wiped her brow and thought to herself "boy, that was a close one!", then she saw the blood on her hand, so she decided she had better find a drug store fast!!

antny

01-19-2006, 07:32 AM

on the way to the drug store she saw a sign for the zoo and desided to stop by.

steffijo

02-01-2006, 08:52 PM

she pulled out the banana in her pocket and started to sing a song, B IS BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S, she couldnt wait to feed a monkey!!!

Brwnidgrl

02-01-2006, 08:53 PM

She stopped to think about the luck she's had with animals in the past and realized maybe that isn't such a good idea.

steffijo

02-01-2006, 08:55 PM

she ate the bananananana herself and went to the library...

Brwnidgrl

02-01-2006, 08:56 PM

she ate the bananananana herself and went to the library...

Cuz every zoo has a really good library...While she was there she thought maybe she could make a mask out of paper to cover her faceless..uh..face..

steffijo

02-01-2006, 08:57 PM

but all they had in teh zoo library was animal dung, piles and piles of animal dung!!

Brwnidgrl

02-01-2006, 08:59 PM

but all they had in teh zoo library was animal dung, piles and piles of animal dung!!

What kind of library is this she thought, so she was determined to find something to cover her face...so she continued looking.

antny

02-01-2006, 09:22 PM

luckly the zoo library glass maker was there to make her a glass mask!

Brwnidgrl

02-02-2006, 09:31 AM

yea!! What would be better to disguise her disgusting melted face other than a glass see thru mask????

steffijo

02-02-2006, 09:41 AM

she couldnt believe the luck she was having, or how sacrastic she had gotten in her old age!!!!!

antny

02-02-2006, 11:17 AM

then she had to go to the bathroom.

steffijo

02-02-2006, 12:30 PM

so she did, and then she tried to get out of the bathroom, but she was locked in!!

antny

02-02-2006, 02:17 PM

luckly a talking zebra walked into a bar...

steffijo

02-02-2006, 04:10 PM

and the bar fell off the wall and slammed into the bathroom door, opening it for her.

antny

02-02-2006, 09:19 PM

as she was leaving the destruction of hte bathroom she realized that she forgot to go in all the excitment...

Azores

02-02-2006, 11:34 PM

Oh dear, you kids. How do you come up with such clever ideas? When I was a young girl, we used to play fun games like this too. We had one that we used some clothes pins and a milk bottle. I sort of ran with a wild bunch back then. Speaking of which, has anyone tried Mexican train dominoes? Some of the other senors play it at my park every Thursday evening. I think they start around 5:30. I've been thinking of playing but I just can't get a handle on the rules. I really should get out of the house but ever since my surgery, the doctor told me I shouldn't go out after dark. I know it wouldn't be dark when the game started but somethings they go real late. I probably wouldn't get out of there until around 7:45 or 8:00. It would definately be dark then. Because of my cataracts, it could be very hard for me to see in the dark. Plus I suffer from osteoporosis and taking a hard fall could be very dangerous to me.

steffijo

02-03-2006, 05:23 AM

she giggled as she remembered that story that her gramma, azores, used to tell her all the time, and then she went to the bathroom again, this time leaving the door open.

antny

02-03-2006, 10:56 PM

after flushing AND washing her hand she desided that she needed coffee

steffijo

02-04-2006, 07:12 AM

she held her coffee in her HAND and thought about making some brownies.

antny

02-04-2006, 02:58 PM

so after stealing the coffee she went home to make home made brownies!

steffijo

02-05-2006, 05:33 PM

then she ate them ALL!!!

Brwnidgrl

02-05-2006, 07:02 PM

She instantly regretted eating all the brownies remembering that her new years resolution was to lose 150 lbs!

antny

02-05-2006, 10:11 PM

but these were weight lost brwnies and she lost 151 lbs!

Moom

02-06-2006, 10:48 AM

but these were weight lost brwnies and she lost 151 lbs!
Poor dear... She'd finally lost all the weight plus one pound but all was for naught! After one look at her drooling, bloody body... with brownie crumbs all over, her love interest ran away... Now what to do? Hmmm... She'd heard Ripley's was looking for a new................

antny

02-06-2006, 11:40 AM

tiger so she went on a hut for one...

steffijo

02-06-2006, 01:41 PM

whilest she was looking for a HUT, she realized that duhhhhhhhh she meant to go on a HUNT for one, so she started all over!!!!

antny

02-06-2006, 11:24 PM

she came across one sleeping in the forest of kicjdhadsiey!

steffijo

02-07-2006, 08:45 AM

she once AGAIN had to remind herself that she was going on a HUNT not looking for a HUT, so she took out her map because she had been going the wrong way this whole time.

antny

02-07-2006, 11:07 AM

realizing the sleeping tiger was a name of a HUT she went on the HUNT for the tiger in the woods....

Brwnidgrl

02-08-2006, 07:44 PM

after an exhausting 1/2 hour hunt...she decided to rest. Since she lost so much weight so fast she had a lot of excess skin, it was really holding her back from continuing to hunt.

steffijo

02-08-2006, 08:15 PM

she came across a huge pile of clothes pins, so she pinned up her skin.

Brwnidgrl

02-09-2006, 07:55 AM

And she felt a lot better! But she got distracted by the giant t-rex that was standing behind her!!!!!!

steffijo

02-09-2006, 09:01 AM

he came up to her and she thought she was dunzo, but he just licked her face and purred, so she decided to hug him and kiss him and call him george and keep him forever!!

Brwnidgrl

02-09-2006, 01:37 PM

George took her on a tour around the zoo, she felt so lucky to have a best friend like George!!

antny

02-09-2006, 01:45 PM

then George fell in a girant hole and was gone forever unless she....

antny

03-17-2006, 12:11 PM

posted in this f*ing thread!!!!

steffijo

03-17-2006, 01:44 PM

she LOLd at herself, cuz that was the most dorky thing EVER!!!

antny

03-17-2006, 01:59 PM

but she regrouped, without george, and continuned on her way...

Brwnidgrl

03-20-2006, 07:15 AM

She decided she wanted to call her mom and let her know about the craziness these past few days!!

steffijo

03-20-2006, 07:54 AM

she dialed her moms number, but it was busy....

Brwnidgrl

03-20-2006, 08:03 AM

She felt as if she was alone, and there was no one there to play scrabble with...

steffijo

03-20-2006, 09:27 AM

so she decided to stand on her head instead...

Brwnidgrl

03-20-2006, 10:18 AM

eventually all the blood in her body rushed to her head and suddenly she got a bloody nose...

steffijo

03-20-2006, 10:29 AM

then it started coming out her eyes and nose holes!!!

Brwnidgrl

03-20-2006, 10:57 AM

so she grabbed the phone to try and call her mom again....

steffijo

03-20-2006, 12:13 PM

this time someone answered but it wasnt her mom!!!!

Brwnidgrl

03-20-2006, 01:07 PM

"What the f*ck do you want!!" An Angry man yelled...

steffijo

03-20-2006, 02:12 PM

then he yells, "THANK YOU FOR CALLING YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZA HUT, WILL THIS BE CARRYOUT OR DELIVERY??"....

Brwnidgrl

03-20-2006, 02:20 PM

"Delivery please, I'll order a large pepperoni stuffed crust please, also and order of breadsticks with extra seasoning...now how long is this gonna take??"

antny

03-20-2006, 10:52 PM

realizing that she jsut said delivery and was still at a payphone on the street she changes her mind to pick-up because it is ringht next to the hospital.... where she should be going with the blood in her eyes.

Brwnidgrl

03-21-2006, 06:43 AM

So she quickly grabbed her pizza, not wanting to cause a scene because of her bloody face. She ate quickly and then rushed over to the hospital...

antny

03-21-2006, 08:25 AM

but upon tryign to enter she slipped and fell into a man hole....

Brwnidgrl

03-21-2006, 11:55 AM

"oh no" is all she could say....

antny

03-21-2006, 12:04 PM

lucky there was a ladder right there so she climbed out and...

steffijo

03-21-2006, 01:01 PM

wondered why the hell they call it a MAN HOLE.............

lmfao anty :p

Brwnidgrl

03-21-2006, 01:26 PM

so then she hobbled into the hospital, she just happened to break her toe when she fell into the man hole...

antny

03-22-2006, 09:23 AM

when she got int oth e hospital she passed out but there was a hot male doctor that caught her.... he fell in love....awwwwww :D

steffijo

03-22-2006, 10:18 AM

then she woke up with a bunch of sand in her mouth, she was face down in the desert!!!

Brwnidgrl

03-22-2006, 12:36 PM

her face was not bloody and her toe was not broken so she realized it was just a dream...or a mirage...so she began walking wondering where she was, she came over a hill and saw...

steffijo

03-22-2006, 12:37 PM

water!!!!!!! lots of glorious water!!!!!!!!! she ran towards it....

Brwnidgrl

03-22-2006, 12:38 PM

And again woke to with sand in her mouth...."these damn mirages" she thought to herself...

antny

03-23-2006, 08:30 AM

then car out of no where drove right up next to her and in it was a giant rabbit......

Brwnidgrl

03-23-2006, 09:15 AM

So she hopped on to see where it would take her...

steffijo

03-23-2006, 09:43 AM

she lol'd to herself cuz she HOPPED.......rabbit........get it..........she thought to herself what a nut she is....

Brwnidgrl

03-23-2006, 10:40 AM

after chuckling at herself...she layed back and relaxed and just enjoyed the view of the beautiful desert, when suddenly...

antny

03-23-2006, 10:21 PM

the rabbits head fell off and it turned out to be a man in a rabbit suit and he was taking her to central park.....

antny

03-23-2006, 10:22 PM

(fyi [nothing to dowith the story] when i was in new york there was a man walking around dressed up as a rabbit holding his rabbit head on his hip.... it was itneresting....)

antny

08-27-2006, 11:04 PM

while in central park they came across a turtle.

(why not sart this up again!)

steffijo

08-28-2006, 05:23 AM

the turtle was also holding a rabbit head on its hip, it was very odd!!

Brwnidgrl

08-28-2006, 06:02 AM

the turtle was also holding a rabbit head on its hip, it was very odd!!

everyone was amazed by the turtles ability to hold a rabbit head on it's hip!!!

antny

08-28-2006, 07:47 AM

a little kid came over and kicked the rabbit heads out of the rabbit and the turtles arm while the girl....

Moom

08-28-2006, 08:07 AM

who had been watching all of this ran over and picked up the rabbit head, put it on her hip and....

Brwnidgrl

08-28-2006, 08:15 AM

the other half of the rabbit's body came outa no where and took his head back!

Moom

08-28-2006, 08:24 AM

leaving the girl hysterical until she spotted the turtle's arm... hmmm....she ran and stood over the arm... looked around with fear, daring and a bit of mischief... she leaned over, extended her hand to pick it up and.............

antny

08-28-2006, 03:14 PM

threw it over the great wall of china.

nickos11

08-28-2006, 03:43 PM

And She Then Ran Back To The Park To See If The Turtle Was Still There.

steffijo

08-28-2006, 03:48 PM

but she tripped on a huge hole and went flyingggggggggg, up into a giant birds nest!!!!!!!

nickos11

08-28-2006, 03:58 PM

Where She Encountered A Mother Bird And Her Three Babies Eating. This Made The Mother Bird Furious

Moom

08-28-2006, 04:25 PM

Mama started squaking and flapping her wings... closer and closer to the girl... she was terrified... backing up... backing up.... and over the edge... she was free falling, out of control! Thump! She landed on

steffijo

08-28-2006, 04:29 PM

a giant porcupine!!!!!!!!! omg that hurt!!! she tried to find the nearest vet to get the spines taken out of her ear!!!

antny

08-28-2006, 08:30 PM

but all she found was the gynocolegist (sp) that told her too...

nickos11

08-29-2006, 08:24 AM

spread her ......ear open and he would have to the utensils he has in the office to try and pry the sticks out of her ears. She looked confused as how this would work

Moom

08-29-2006, 12:29 PM

She thought... guess if he can operate in one hole, he can handle another! So she lay there quietly, her head to the side as the good doctor used various instruments to remove those long painful, piercing objects from her hole. All better... The doctor sent her on her way with the reminder that she should be careful in the future about what she let's in her holes. Looking back as she walked away, waving, she turned around too late to see.........